Cute Jokes that will make you smile..

Wife Said.. I am Dying

Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!

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A Line on a Husband's T-shirt

A line written on a Husband's T shirt :

ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..

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OF THEM..:-P

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Message Of The Year

Message of the year:-

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!

Why? Very simple...

A woman does not have a wife..!!!

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Husband sent a text to his wife

Husband sent a text to his wife at night,

"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes

and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

He sent another text,

"And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary

at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

Shetext back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied,

"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message".

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Don't Copy If you can't Paste

A famous inspirational speaker said:

"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"

Audience was in shock and silence..

He added: "she was my mother"

A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husband tried to crack this at home

After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:

"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"

standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

by the time he gained his senses,

he was on a hospital bed,

recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral: don't copy if u can't paste!